I was meeting my agent Alice Williams last week whilst in London, and we'd arranged to meet at Alice's home as her daughter Zoe's school was having an INSET day.
Zoe is wonderful! Everything a little girl ought to be. And it was my pleasure to agree to read her a story.... But alas! Too many things to talk about and not enough keeping an eye on the time. I left with the deed not done, and feel very bad about this indeed.
I am sorry, Zoe.
And hereby officially state that:
TO BE READ OUT LOUD
ANYWHERE YOU LIKE